Girl Crush

Ever see a chick and think "holy hell, she is hot!" Even as a heterosexual woman, I'm allowed my own girl crushes. I think. Maybe I take it too far. I have quite a few girl crushes...I think I just appreciate chix who are hot!

Let's see what urbandictionary has to say about this:

feelings of admiration and adoration which a girl has for another girl, without wanting to shag said girl. a nonsexual attraction, usually based on veneration at some level.

A list:

1. Zooey Deschanel

Those crystal eyes...that adorable wardrobe....the beautiful singing voice...THOSE BANGS. Yeah, my bangs were inspired by Zooey. I admit, I copied a celebrity's hairstyle. Lame, right? But god damn is she beautiful...

2. Jenny Lewis

Yet another girl crush with bangs. If I was a dude, or a lesbian, my girlfriend would totally have bangs. Or else I would make her get them. After seeing Jenny Lewis rock the romper on stage....it was girl crush at its greatest.

Here is where I must end my list, because I feel super creepy. But really, who hasn't had a girl crush!

Men, I'm sure you've all had a man crush. Perhaps on Jake Gyllenhaal. Or maybe Brad Pitt. I know Joey loves Brad's beard-the one with the beads in it...He has even claimed before that, "That man can look sexy no matter what." I don't disagree. And I'd like to encourage Joey and all men to have man crushes. That way, I feel less creepy for my girl crushes.